Delete if self-promotion is not allowed but I am looking for capital funding for my new startup featuring Ham based boneless chicken wings…all the fun of boneless chicken wings with the added fun of ham. It will be a sensation!
*not actually looking for funding or a self-promotion…its a joke
I wouldn’t at my local Asian buffet style restaurant. Suspiciously the number of stray cats and other wildlife dramatically dropped when they changed ownership.
So ‘boneless chicken wings’ aren’t really wings, and now they aren’t boneless either… I don’t know if I’d trust the chicken part for much longer.
Delete if self-promotion is not allowed but I am looking for capital funding for my new startup featuring Ham based boneless chicken wings…all the fun of boneless chicken wings with the added fun of ham. It will be a sensation!
*not actually looking for funding or a self-promotion…its a joke
It’s common sense that “Boneless Chicken Wings” are not:
Any consumer who believes a business for saying so is responsible for their own failure to understand the meaning of those words.
Now, let us take a look at “Pesticide-Free Vegetables.”
I wouldn’t at my local Asian buffet style restaurant. Suspiciously the number of stray cats and other wildlife dramatically dropped when they changed ownership.
I’m glad the new owners decided to increase rodent pest control, leading to less food for stray cats to eat in the area.