• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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        5 months ago

        Death eight years ago: Fall off a literal mountain while snowboarding and had to climb back out before I froze to death.

        Death six years ago: Four stents in the heart because two arteries were 99% blocked and a third 85%.

        Death two years ago: “Fine! I cast, stage III Cancer!”

        Me, in proper Gen-X fashion: “Whatever.”