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Evolution of C

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Evolution of C

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    I’ve been a professional programmer for nearly a decade and I just realized that C# is C++++ with the pluses stacked

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      Yes, and that is on purpose! It was always meant to be a joke on C++ :)

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      I’m glad I wasn’t the only uncultured swine unaware of the ++++ = #

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      1. TIL.
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      Skeleton on bank with caption "waiting for hello world to compile 0x0a (cargo needs 69420 dependencies which need to be compiled on the fly, because fuck you, that's why"

    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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      I once saw an issue someone made for some database and said that they were learning Rust and if the database was rewritten in Rust then they could help contribute!

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    Where C♭

  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    • C
    • C plus plus
    • C plus plus plus plus
    • C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
    • C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
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      theres also c+

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    C(ubed) logo from meme

    Nix

    Nix snowflake logo

    I’m starting to have my suspicions

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    This isn’t the evolution of C at all. It’s all just one language and you’re simply stuck in a lower dimension with a dimensionally compatible cross-section.

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    always wanted to C in the 4th dimension

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    C

    C plus

    C plus plus

    C sharp

    C sharp sharp

    C through time and space

    Edit: formatting

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    +esseraC+

    🤔

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    I really like the theory that the Carbon language is that 3-dimension one—a carbon lattice

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    “works on my machine.”

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      “Just a heads up that we’ll be shipping your machine to the client, since it’s the only machine on Earth known to support the software. You’re getting the spare machine out of the basement. Super fast Cyrix processor. Looks like it boots to Windows 11 release 3, but they’ve written it 3.11 for some reason.”

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        I wonder if I could upgrade it to Windows 95 and run X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter on it.

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    C ube?

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    Fun fact, C didn’t have a lot of things like Classes and was often distributed or stored alongside various libraries so it was C Plus (as in addition to) Libraries before it was C++, and somebody decided the next iteration was C with 4 pluses, which forms a #

    Source: Bjarne Stroustrup, I forget which edition of his C++ book.

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    Cypercube

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