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The poll stopped me in my tracks but it’s actually even worse.

It should not take this long to get to imdb

Edit2: didn’t even realize it thinks I’ll “love it” based on things I look up. I don’t think I’d like it.

Edit³: IMDb was the example I used without thinking. I’m aware that there’s a link to it in the top card. It’s the other web results that I don’t already know about that I’d like to see. I now know there’s a hidden “web” tab. There’s also https://www.google.com/search?udm=14&q=example` but it’s still mildly infuriating that you have to know about these things to get the basic results we expected for years.

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    Damn. I switched to DDG like well over a year ago and thought I was just kind of putting up with it for the sake of privacy. Turns out I didn’t know how good I have it

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      Exactly. I’ve been using DDG for years now and when I have to use Google search for whatever reason, I am quickly reminded how crap ggl is.

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        I just wish DDG would finally kill their Apple Maps. Over here they’re so incredibly unusable it’s just not funny any more. I’ll take here maps before that POS.

        It’s so bad that on desktop, you can’t even go and click on alternative elements on the map without explicitly changing your search terms to them. You see them, but they’re non-interactive. So the incredibly common case “I remember the name of the restaurant next to this place” (or something similar) cannot be done on DDG, on account of getting Apple money to include their maps.

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          Using a specialized tool for the task is the way to go, in my opinion. I use OpenStreetMaps when I need to look at the map. If I’m looking for some famous(ish) place, I look it up on Wikipedia and jump to OSM from there.

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          Completely agree! I wish you could choose which map to use. I still use and love google maps.

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      DDG is moving into the same direction. I had to use ublock to hide the news block that appears when I’m searching for a movie/show in order to avoid spoilers.

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        In fact this was one of the key features lauded about DDG in its early days, the “instant result”-boxes.

        Google kinda only went hard on them afterwards, probably seeing a good idea over at DDG because for the vast majority of people, they’re looking for answers and results, not specifically objects of type link-to-search-result. They don’t need a list of links, so long as the information they were after is reliably in those generated cards.

        See OP wanting an IMDB link, which is directly there as Google correctly assumed that’s a very very very common use case for googling the name of a movie.

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        Kagi has all these options as well but everything can be disabled in the settings.

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      They’re throwing shit at the wall I guess. Last week I got this in my YouTube feed:

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        Great, now they’re going to start giving us exams before we’re allowed to watch a video.

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          I doubt it. They know I’m into audio production and this is kind of a softball question. Maybe if they start giving me more advanced ones.

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            I think it’s just something creators can do to boost gain extra impressions but apparently they don’t have to do it themselves anymore…

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            Simple questions with known answers might be a way to weed out malicious/untrustworthy responders.

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              Yes, control questions, in a form, with 20 other open-ended questions which answers actually have value.

              This is solely for engagement. Trivia questions have no value for training models.

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          No, it’s lower volume (think amplification). Lower pitch would be from low frequency.

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      Probably, luckily I had no interest in watching it and looked it up for other reasons.

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    I know this won’t be the answer people want, but to be perfectly frank if I know I want the IMDb page for a movie, I put IMDb in the query. It will put the page you want right at the top, none of that extra shit, and it will even probably predict what you’re typing before you finish.

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    Don’t worry, Google is actually getting sued for its various malpractices (paying browsers millions to be their default search engine, Google adsense putting the best bidder at the top of the search results, etc). It might even come to the US justice system ordering the breakup of various Google products into smaller independent companies.

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    If anyone still wants to use google without this, you can use this url, replacing ‘%s’ with your search

    https://www.google.com/search?q=%s&udm=14

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      You can add it as a search engine on your browser for fewer steps. There are add-ons that can help you with that.

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    Damn the second image in your post didn’t load for me and it turned my Connect into an infinite grey screen

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    But if you go to another site, Google will have to pay them when they show you adverts!

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    Just switched to my own SearXNG instance. Won’t go back. Even did a PR for better Google Answers integration.

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    Seeing only (edit…) two to three // results per scroll is way too cramped.

    I miss the early 2000s when you’d get like 15 or 20 search results a page on a 1280 monitor because hosts weren’t BLIND.

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    Are those the Results of the Search of the Rise of the Return of the Planet of the Apes?