You WILL set up Cortana or you WILL be put through the Setup Wizard

Anyone remember the early Windows 10 update that booted back up with a black screen that said “Don’t Panic”?

That was the most panic inducing moment I’ve ever had with any PC.

Boss/teacher: Is your project ready to present yet?

Linux user, still tweaking colors and theme options in their DE after 4 years: Let me finish setting up my device!