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- memes@lemmy.world
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- memes@lemmy.world
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UwU
Discover Card Alert: Transaction of $350.00 at LEMMY WORLD was made on August 22, 2024. See it at https://app.discover.com/ACTVT. Text STOP to end
UwU
Discover Card Alert: Transaction of $350.00 at LEMMY WORLD was made on August 22, 2024. See it at https://app.discover.com/ACTVT. Text STOP to end
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𝔥𝔞𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯𝔷𝔢𝔦𝔱
Do people still use Discover?
Imagine paying fines with a credit card, in current year 2021.
That’s 2% off your fine on cash back though.
I get fine points which add up and I can spend on larger fines. But only within the continental US.
I get 10% off when spending cash at cool stores tho.
How would you like to pay for that?
UwU
What about OwO?
what’s this?
Uwu
HEY.
UwU
Fine. I’ll awoo instead. 🐺
Awooga 👀
Gues what? UwU
Guess what?
Ouchy, harder daddy UwU 👉👈
UwU
Fool! Doctor Doom UWUs as he pleases!
OwO
No fuck yuWu
…
UWU
YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME, I AM THE FASTEST LAND MAMMAL
Finally some clear logical legislation against the oppressive class.
Shame the punishment is just a slap on the wrist I voted for the death penalty.
I can’t wait to watch all you miscreants meet the long arm of Lady Justice.
:3
:3
:3
umu
how else am I supposed to thirst trap lonely men
owo is still legal. Get in while you can.
New instance rule added 😆
NuWu instance RuWule?
That’s like $600 worth of violations. lol
What’s the fine for bad math?
The $600 fine includes a discount since they were part of the same violation, lol (also, I replied without the post image visible; thought it said $300 fine).
Oh, we have economies of scale. Excellent. We just need to fund one person to violate the rule a LOT.
Why? I don’t know.
I volunteer as tribUwUte
Clearly because it’s cheaper than having a lot of people violating the rule a little.
Think of all the savings!
Oh no. I don’t want to rub the comUwUnity the wrong way
U.=.U
