I like that giants’ teeth don’t have roots. That’s probably why they’re everywhere.
This would be such a cute thing if he were only being cheeky and a good dad.
Are we sure this isn’t just larping?
Or trying to sell garbage to fools.
Hey do you guys want to buy a pet rock?
Gosh, what a complete dummy! Other than the incisor on the left, those are obviously all just ordinary rocks! Lulz!
F**k! There was a huge battle in my living room. Bible tells us ‘From dust to dust’ and - what should i tell you - hundreds were killed between my sofa and the wall.
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I’m a doctor, I confirm these are hominid teeth.
All white sand is fish poop and rocks are ancient teeth
You forgot: Mostly our drinking water was (is) dinosaurs (and many others species) piss.
That’s sort of like why W. C. Fields refused to drink water. “Fish fuck in it.”
Yeah, I don’t drink water because that’s what my food drinks! I always say that just before I down a 2lb cheeseburger with no vegetables (that’s what my food eats) and then pass out for the night.
My doctor says that when my heart beats, it sounds less like “lub dub” and more like “squish squash.”
I think in Fields’ case, it was more of an excuse for alcoholism. Not that he felt an excuse was necessary.
I don’t judge. Whatever you gotta do to wreck your body.