On a road trip through DC and Philly this summer, at the sights, and they make themselves so obvious.
Like a real Mmmerican, I loudly lecture my kid on liberty, equality, and fighting for others; read every MLK, JFK, FDR, et al, speeches from walls and plaques, in entirety; publicly ranting about perhaps having to fight Nazis to the death if an uprising happens here and we need to defend our country because these colors don’t run, like both sides of our family did last time; while referring to traitors, their cult, and insurrectionists hating our freedoms and they should like it or leave it.
They wear upside down black and white flag T-shirts and stand around like they’re waiting for their wives outside Sephora, not knowing how to smile in photos.
I’m still nice to everyone. Because I’m a real American. They are deplorables that should be deported.
On a road trip through DC and Philly this summer, at the sights, and they make themselves so obvious.
Like a real Mmmerican, I loudly lecture my kid on liberty, equality, and fighting for others; read every MLK, JFK, FDR, et al, speeches from walls and plaques, in entirety; publicly ranting about perhaps having to fight Nazis to the death if an uprising happens here and we need to defend our country because these colors don’t run, like both sides of our family did last time; while referring to traitors, their cult, and insurrectionists hating our freedoms and they should like it or leave it.
They wear upside down black and white flag T-shirts and stand around like they’re waiting for their wives outside Sephora, not knowing how to smile in photos.
I’m still nice to everyone. Because I’m a real American. They are deplorables that should be deported.