Steal your vessel? What was he, a pirate? Did he have an eyepatch and a pegleg?
Yarr, he flew the jolly roger, he did.
Poor boat captain :(
No he clearly means his body! A solid gold copy of his berth certificate signed at 450 degree angle sent to the general of the Duke United Merchant Bank, will quickly banishment this illegal tryannt to twatlight zone and return control of his body
It’s too late for this guy. He didn’t declare a fee schedule and jiggle his left foot 8 times at the time the tickets were issued.
Don’t be like him. Contact me before any interaction with state tyrants for only $750/hr and I will teach you everything you need to know. You can be reimbursed from your straw man account that is held by the government so there’s no need to worry about the costs. Just go to my website where I sell dog bandanas with WWII insignias and click on the “Contact The Real Person” link.
By reading this you agree to the fee schedule posted on my website. Anyone violating this will be held accountable in a court without a gold-fringed flag. I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold-fringed flag. A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an Admiralty court. An Admiralty court signifies a Naval court-martial. I cannot be court-martialed twice. that is all. Furthermore…
Impressive, but legally I didn’t actually read your comment.
This is a masterpiece.
The store didn’t accept my monopoly money so I want to personally sue the cashier.
A psychologist might have helped, if consulted before the delusion had set in that deep…
Who the fuck insured this idiot? oh right, fucking no one.
There are ways to do this shit properly but you never hear about it because it’s not as funny.
It would be even funnier if they weren’t at fault, but still ended up getting their vehicle towed.
I don’t think they’re getting that car back.
You can absolutely sue, but it will be for imaginary money in a pretend court too just like your fake laws.
Spending your life leaning into fictional ragebait. Do better things people. Do literally anything else.
I brought in a legal consultant, my friend, the king of the cake-eating owl monkey people. The king is not optimistic about this Sovcit’s chances.
if they are not us citizens shouldn’t they be deported?
See the thing is, they are actually US citizens, even if they want to pretend they’re not.
We don’t just revoke citizenship because people want to claim they’re not citizens. The US, like nearly all countries, does not revoke citizenship unless the person has another citizenship, they don’t intentionally make anyone Stateless as a matter of regular policy.
“ACAB unless they’re targeting people I don’t like” is not the take I expected from Lemmy today
Whike you have a point, when a bastard runs into a crazy guy, mayhem ensues, this is the result.
