Everyone who’s ever edited a document: oh there’s now a blank page at the end of this Word document, time to get rid of that!
Word: no
Everyone: please delete
Word: shan’t
Everyone: * frantically presses delete backspace delete*
Word: answer me these riddles three
Ah. I will see your keystroke and raise you the insertion of a delete character on your terminal. Your move.
No, you’re supposed to type delete like its a vim command