It has stairs AND door frames, seems like a bargain to me

At least the photos are pretty representative on this one, the clearly LLM written description is an absolute piss take.

Oh, and the 2.5k admin fee!

Also, surely a basement below a house cannot be a freehold?

Welcome to this unique basement space. The asking price for this is £30,000, presenting an excellent investment opportunity in a sought-after location.

The versatile layout is an ideal blank canvas for personalization.

Fucking hell…

the closest railway stations, Streatham, Streatham Common, and Streatham Hill,

So it’s in Streatham then.

So if I move in I can just rip out all that unsightly wiring? Great!

Easy access to Elizabeth Oliveira Hair Xtensions withThe Dools London. Totally worth the asking price just for that if you ask me!