Part of the problem here is that’s a lore inaccurate spider. It shows most of the legs attached to the abdomen, when all eight legs and the pedipalps are all attached to the cephalothorax.
This guy spiders
I very don’t. I’m a pretty serious arachnophobe. But you know what they say, know thy enemy. Their chest is also their head.
Relatable
So I think a spider would Donald Duck it and wear a shirt but no pants.
The question is not “how”. The question is “why”.
- Short shorts
- Pants
- Assless chaps
ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS! GOODNIGHT!
2
Number two, unless it’s a slutty spider. Then number one.
Since its main purpose is to cover your genitals, none of the above.
If it is just to protect the legs then 2 or 3 does the job, but 2 looks impossible to create in reality unless you sew it around the spider. Maybe we are assuming the spider spins this around itself with its webs so maybe that will work.
Hmmm, how does it get its change out of its pocket?
Only when molting
I saw (I think) the original instance of this meme.
Every time I forget it, another evolution of it pops up.
I love it.
I think somewhere between 2 and 3. 3 looks weird because the spider’s ass is uncovered (it’s like if your pants ended at the crotch) and 2 looks more like a spider jumpsuit or pants pulled over the belly.
https://mander.xyz/post/19090429
Like this
Something between 1 and 2. I tend to see four legs as true legs, the other four as arms. Like this:
Legs on the ground, arms up.
depends on the spider. this one I agree but some of those orb guys are all legs
Even for some orb weavers there’s a clear distinction between “front legs”=arms and “back legs”=legs. At least for me.
