Donald Trump took “British naval secrets” to Mar-a-Lago after he left the White House, the former UK spy Christopher Steele says in a new book.
“I was reliably informed by impeccable sources that among the classified documents which Trump, apparently unauthorizedly, took with him to Mar-a-Lago at the end of his presidency were British naval secrets, some of the most sensitive ones in our governmental system,” Steele writes.
“It remains unclear to me, at least, why Trump would have wanted to retain such documents and what eventually happened to them.”
In a statement sent to the Guardian after this story was published on Tuesday, a spokesperson for the British Ministry of Defence said of Steele’s comments about naval secrets taken to Mar-a-Lago: “These claims are untrue.”
So, we trick the Don into visiting the UK and then y’all arrest him under the Official Secrets Act? Do you think you could maybe throw him in the Tower of London? Quick, while he’s still just a citizen so it doesn’t count as an International Incident?
(Sorry, I just get so fed up with the spinelessness of our legal system with regard to this traitor.)
Just shoot him and escape goat a nut. No one. And we all can agree on this will suspect Britain for it. We’ll blame Arabia Pakistan Palestine US Democrats Females of the world His wives His ex wives
Is it unclear?
The Donald Trump that has a huge debt to Russia?
The Russia that might be interested in sensitive information about the royal navy?
The royal navy that provides the most immediate nuclear deterrent to Russia?
Right? Turns out all that Russia Russia Russia shit wasn’t me just smoking too much pot. Who knew?
I dunno… Supposedly British naval tradition is “monstrous! Nothing but rum, sodomy, prayer, and the lash!”* and Trump is a teetotaler who would never pray to anything but a flattering AI rendering of himself…
*to use the longer version of the fake Churchill quote
If you tell your secrets to the big dummie in the room, you should expect it to no longer be a secret
At least they weren’t left at a bus stop this time.
