“Exxon-2024 killed 300 people today as it battered the state”
I love it. Just go down the list of companies and conglomerates that produce the most greenhouse emissions. Just put the year after the name to keep things straight.
- “China Coal '24”
- “Vistra Energy '25”
The lower you are on the list, the less likely people will associate your company with the destruction of their homes and communities.
As everyone knows, there were no hurricanes before the late 18th century.
Big vessel shipping companies too!
I mean, it’s much better than trucks, and way better than airplanes for short distance
This sounds great, until you realize that some brands don’t believe there is such a thing as bad publicity. Given the opportunity, they would eagerly buy naming rights. Can you imagine how thrilled some ad exec would be to hear everyone saying Budweiser right now instead of Milton?
