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In the spider’s defense, those are some bad roaches.
I blame the schools
I’ve had a giant spider in my bathroom for months. Eventually, her little boyfriend moved in. They caught so many flies (I live in a barn). Sometimes, I’d walk in, and she’d have one in her mouth like a dog. I accidentally killed them diatomaceous earth recently because I was getting rid of ants. 🥲
Charlottes Web 2
For real for real, had a horrible ant infestation, had to leave for a week, came back to a bathroom full of spiders and sucked out mummified ants. I mean they should have used some protection at their orgies but ok I guess a fuckfest after a gluttonous feeding was justified.
spider rave noises
Yeah but by season 2 they’re best friends.
I’d love to have a talking, horse-sized spider as a friend. 🙁
I think you’re underestimating how horrifying that would be, and how you’re nothing but a snack to such a creature.
With proportional spider strength? Jesus Christmas. You’d be unstoppable
When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.
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