• sorval_the_eeter@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Smell is actually a big component of taste. Everything in france smells like armpits and rotten cheese, and there is dogshit literally everywhere that no one cleans up. So potatos and apples taste the same to them-- just like a mix of armpits and old dogshit… This is also how they can stand to eat snails, they also just taste like armpit/dogshit, same as everything else.

    They are also all very tired because their coffees are served in very very small cups, like at a little girls tea party.

    Everyone smokes there too, even the children, so everyone also has cigrarette ashy-mouth 24/7.

    It also explains why they think their food is the best in the world when its actually just barely passable. They cant taste it.