I would never accept food this thing has touched.

So demeaning to people that actually work there.

I really want him to not do a photo op at a McDonald’s but do an actual shift there, at federal minimum wage, for like a month or so. By the end of it he’ll probably be cooking turd burgers, or at least overcook them so much they might as well be turds.

Can we not turn this into a Trump circle jerk?

Make that E-Coli Turd Burgers