Missed the chance to call her Vati-chan.
Oh damn, in German, “Vati” is an affectionate form like “daddy”, except it’s the word stem of “father” (“Vater”).
And wouldn’t you know it, Christians also use “Vater” to refer to priests, the pope and their god.
Lmfao anyone see the movie Dogma, this is modern day Buddy Christ! 😂
Buddy Christ was better
buddy christ wasn’t fucking adorable though? I didn’t want to pre-order buddy christ???
First thing I thought of also, but I rewatch Dogma regularly.
Numbers are down, release the waifu! Common business strategy with ancient roots.
I’d say the mascot is clearly a child, but the Catholic Church…
Something something “the power of god and anime on my side”
This is the onion-ness we all deserve
Ahh now I get all the R34 jokes on reddit or/memes today
Luce will also represent the Holy See at Expo 2025 in Osaka, Japan.
I love this sentence so much.
How is this NOT the onion…
Thank god they didn’t go furry with any of their characters.
2034: The Vatican unveils official furry mascot
Aslan from the Narnia series is basically a feral fan-made fursona for Jesus
To learn more google “Rule 34 Vatican mascot”
Please no. I think I’d have no choice but to firebomb the Vatican.
Edit: Catholic furries are fine, I don’t have anything against them so long as they’re not trying to proselytize or something; but I don’t want the Catholic church anywhere near me.
Yeah I feel the same, I was just joking
That’s when they finally get me.
CS Lewis did it for them with Jesus’ lionsona
Rule 34 intensifies
that’s adorable. I like the frog looking one, as my name implies.
Oh god, I can’t help but see the reflection in their eyes as a hand with way too many fingers
I didn’t notice this before reading your comment, but now I can’t unsee this
Her name is Light? Like the guy from Death Note?
Child Rape, Incorporated really shouldn’t, they really really shouldn’t, they really really really just should not
but she’s ackchyually 2,000 years old
So is it blessed anime, or holy anime?
We’re about 5 years away from the Vatican releasing shotacon.
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that the Pope still doesn’t have a moe moe
