me: “this apple sure is crisp and tasty!”
also me: “but not as tasty as a big greasy junkburger loaded with cheese and bacon and fuck it, a fried runny egg on top”
Don’t blame the delicious meat patty, wholesome cheese slice, immaculate bacon, and impeachable runny egg for the damage the bun and fries do!
When i first ate in the us i was disgusted that you put fried eggs on so many things but the problem is it works so well… thankfully i dont live there so i am not obese. Sorry for all the people in the us. Tho fast food usually tastes like shit to me(mcdonalds for example)
Eh, eggs are a pretty healthy protein. If you fry it in the right stuff, it’s a good addition.
Smoothies are an easy way to eat fruit.
Why you gotta do me like that
Hey! I have my lunch banana right here! I’m just… going to eat it at home is all
I eat a lot of fruits and hate the taste of fast-food
I eat so many oranges, it becomes a problem
Oranges are nice.
