s/lunar eclipse/new moon/
Lunar eclipses turn the moon a ruddy red color. New moon (opposite of a full moon) is darker.
This looks more like a solar eclipse
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Yes! But the joke seems to be that he’s describing literal darkness, and then pivots to disturbing darkness.
The joke in my part of the world used to be “a black cat in a coal cellar at midnight”. That this is also a cat makes me think that the artist might be familiar with that idiom.
Mine was “darker than a black cat in a coal mine at night” but I think it’s just easier for hicks with an accent to say. Far less racist than the other ways they would say “dark”.
Oof. I’d never even thought about it in terms of race, but now you mention it, I have to wonder if I ever heard it in that context.
… and, not that I remember, probably have. sigh
Haha yeah sorry… I spent to much time in some backwater places in the south and Midwest parts of America and heard it a whole lot.
Heard it used for other things too… But one use stood out above the rest in my memories.
The darkest thing is the universe, in about 10^10¹²⁰ years (or seconds, or stellar lifespans, it’s all the same at this time scale), after every star has died, every black hole dissipated, and every material object quantum tunneled out of existence, when energy is as dispersed as it can possibly be
And then?
and then put it in a bag and put that bag in my hands, cause i’m ready to eat
And then the concept of “and then” ceases have meaning, when the ratio between the time when there are things and the time when there are no things approaches 0
Caught in a hangover from his plentiful dark rum benders
