I once watched a lady abandon her cart in the empty parking spot beside her. Then she got into her car and the cart rolled behind her car. She didn’t notice and backed right into it.
Instant karma. Love it.
The real trolley problem
Where I live, you have to put a coin into the shopping carts and you only get it back when you return it. Is this not a thing in, uh, Portugal? Brazil? Wherever the comic author lives…?
I normally return them all the way back into the store. Maybe I will be allowed into the upgraded “good place” without all of the forking censorship.
Homie your pizza gonna defrost
Take it to the designated trolley zone if it’s closer
An uncensored Good Place?! Holy forking shirt balls!
“wee woo wee woo oh shit he’s got a gun!” 🤣
“wee woo wee woo oh shit he’s got a gun!”
I got the reference…Texas Fella pulls a gun on Cart Narcs
Man fuck this guy. He didn’t even call himself “Portugeese”
I worked in a grocery store when I was a teenager. I didn’t give a shit about people not returning their carts. It’s my job, it’s not like I’d rather face shelves than walk over to get a cart. Plus they’d usually send us out in pairs so we’d take advantage and shoot the shit while doing it, was a nice break.
Edit: I will downvote you because your personal experience and opinion go against my feelgood circle jerk.
Abandoned carts occupy parking spots and can ram into cars and people. The issue isn’t that it creates more work for employees
I used to work as a life guard when I was younger. I didn’t give a shit about kids running around the pool. It’s my job to give them bandages when they scrape their knee. It’s not like I’d rather be looking at the pool. Plus there would usually be a hot sibling or mother so I’d take advantage and shoot my shot while doing it, it was a nice break.
Comparing a lifeguard to stocking shelves at a grocery store, that’s a fucking reach lmao.
Hey I did my job with great praise
I’m just saying it’s the same premise. Yeah mine is more extreme, but that was the point. I could have picked a more fun and less serious job I’ve had, but I picked that one to show how dramatic it can be.
