As we used to say when I was a little kid: “Zero the hero, first the worst.”

My personal conspiracy is that the American government refuses to actually do anything about school shootings because they want you guys to stop sending your kids to public school.

It’s not new either. I worked with a guy like ten years ago or something who also bred dogs and he was very antivax for his dogs. I never asked about it so I have no idea if it was just his dogs or if he was fully antivax.

What does she think a QR code is?

I don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been at the very least harrassed by men they don’t know. I know so, so many who have been assaulted, and that’s just the women who have chosen to share their experience. Thinking your couple college classes means you know more about women’s experiences than women themselves is ridiculous.

Nearly every guy who tells you that his ex-wife left him and took his kids and won’t let him see them isn’t telling you the whole story. Either there is a very good reason he can’t see his kids, or he never bothered to try, but he’ll never tell you that.

Sounds like they were trying not to laugh to me.

Has anyone else noticed a huge drop in quality with anything made after the start of covid? The dialogue is awful and everything is so choppy. It’s like movies now are written by AI trained on bad fanfics gluing together a bunch of tiktoks. I’m not fancy. I like cheap, tacky crap, but most movies and TV from the last couple years have been unwatchable.

This is bullying a little girl

My mom dated someone who exclusively listened to this shit. I still feel nauseous every time I hear someone sing with that voice.

I cannot wait to hear how that goes when he tries to leave the country.

Actually no, she did not. I had thought we all pooped when we gave birth but nope. Now I’ll have to wonder forever if I pooped or not.

Nah, it was my friend’s kid. I was there to support her. I’ve been the one giving birth before and it was just a blur of screaming and pain, but from the other side it was so cool. I’m not squeamish with blood and stuff so I could just focus on the fact that an entire person just popped out of my friend. What the fuck.

It’s so cool to see. The head comes out so slowly but then once the shoulders are out, the baby just pops right out. Amazing.

It’s definitely not beautiful, but it is really fucking cool. I was there for my friend’s first baby and it was the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

It’s not sharp. You’d need some kind of freak accident.

Amazing.

What is this coupon they keep trying to use?

That whole “Why do I have to learn this? I’m never going to use it!” attitude from school. Learning a new skill is the reward. I love learning new skills. It’s my hobby. I’m never going to be an expert in anything, but I get to learn a whole bunch of interesting things.

I recently picked my guitar back up for the first time in like 15 years. I still remember what I learned! Not that I was ever good, but you don’t need to be good to have fun.