I want a mix of the two, satire and real life, and you can’t tell them apart. Basically merging TheOnion and NotTheOnion.
Might as well call it Notheonion
Not He Onion? Or No The Onion?
“The Onion?”
“No. The Onion.”
Since people are saying that reality is becoming ridiculous, there should be a newspaper that says believable fake things like “people are treating climate change seriously” or “everyone is wearing masks and quarantining after covid-19 pandemic”
“Republicans voters appalled lawmakers wants to hurt immigrants more than help American families”
“Elon Musk announces he is joining Bill Gates and many other billionaires in pledging to give away 90% of their wealth in their lifetimes”
“McDonald’s joins a growing movement among companies to prioritize employee happiness and wellness as a means to increase productivity”
“Citizens in both Russia and the United States are calling Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump’s upcoming golf fundraiser World War III”
I feel like a news site from an alternative timeline where people aren’t dicks to each other would be amazing!
The onion is a whore in DNC stable just like Babylon bee is a zionist who’re pandering to “conservatives”
Why are peasants givng second chances to regime whores?
I haven’t noticed that, can you think of any examples that demonstrate your point?
Check their headlines prior to election, let me know what you think
If they did, and no one could tell the difference.
They kinda did, but it was an accident.
They should have a section “not the onion”
