This may be the most Dutch thing I’ve ever heard. (I’m Dutch.)

“Trust me, this little dude likes to party.”

Cute. Are they taking suggestions for designs?

Here’s one:

https://dutchreview.com/wp-content/uploads/Rotterdam__Santa_Claus-696x943.jpg

hehe, “drug bust”

To be honest, I’m amazed that anyone even thought to send it off for testing. I’m an ex police officer and I wouldn’t have thought of that. I’d just lump it in with the other weird shit you always find in drug dens.

“And then, Perry the Platypus, I will be the greatest ecstasy kingpin in the tri-state area!”

What was the idea? Lick the gnome like lollypop for 10 million people?

Dude likes to party so much that he literally is the party.

Ah, so that’s where Old Man Henderson’s wee men ended up…

All drugs must be legal. The bipartisan war on drugs and the police state spawned from it must end.

Witch with a cold: “I curse you gnome. I turn you to ston!”

Magic: Did she saw stone or stoned? Why not both?