*Walrii
Saber toothed tigers should be called walrus cats.
Walcat, if you will.
Walrii!
Technically they’re closer to sea lions than seals… So really, sea lions should have been called sea tigers, than walrus would be saber-toothed sea tigers…
This guy walruses.
goo goo gajoo…
They don’t look that much like seals.
They should be called “saber-toothed wilford-brimleys”.
Sabertoothed obese seals.
I think you might be onto something.
Can we get a evolutionary scientist in here?
I understand sabre-teeth have come up a few times in the record. Are walrus sabre-toothed for real?
Salmon used to have sabreteeth! Some of them, anyway. They were big fucking fish.
Don’t worry, I did my own research.
Can we also call spiders “saber-toothed ants”? Oh, and then there’s also “saber-toothed worms”.
I’m sure none of this will trigger anyone.
You’re going places
I like how you think.
