One eye open, switch light on, pee.

Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed

Welfare is your duty to humanity, you selfish cunt 😂

I did! I bought shares when they tanked.

They’re still tanking

Someone showed me this and it’s the closest I’ve seen to the way the internet used to be lol

Shows a different site every click

https://wiby.me/surprise/

You just need to learn Ode to Joy off by heart, and leave all your “cheese” at the border

Of course!

Just lose the -

• Guns

• Tiny-penis trucks

• the “right” to hate-speech

• the religious weirdo thing

And you’ll be getting close to the 20th century!

The moped plus roundabout was a thing a while back; maybe that’s why they disappeared?

https://youtu.be/XoNW1MQictc

Know how yous get upset when people say “Americans are stupid”

Literally a third of you have demonstrated that you’d eat gravel if someone said it’d cure immigrants

A third. So lets just say only half of the other two thirds are stupid

That’s quite a few. Almost a quarter pounder

You can always tell someone with a really strong accent because they say they have a slight accent lol

Fuck you Apple. You patent-trolled Bluetooth hearing aids for a decade so people couldn’t use it unless they bought your overpriced shit

Go shite in your hands and clap, cunts

People posting fucking yt vids instead of articles are out of control

Ah I see it’s probably a tipping culture thing

Ahem maybe not the best choice of character there old chap

I have never ever even once known what a waiter or waitress’s name was, are people asking their names or something?

That’s creepy to say the least

Oh my god my parents believe everything they see on Facebook

I follow this YouTuber who says that (insert utter fucking nonsense here)

Deepl is vastly superior to Translate btw

Edit - look at these knobends 👇

This is what’s wrong with the internet now, some wank coming up with a massively niche reason why every comment is wrong.

Use a mix of both you insufferable fucking plonkers

I said “Hilux”. Not “American Fucking Pathetic Tiny-penis Replacement” 😂

There are a few Dodge Rams here, anything bigger would just be undriveable and would make people laugh at you even harder than the Rams

That’s actually how a lot of people get around these taxes in some European countries. It’s not unusual to see a self employed accountant driving a Hilux

Ha ha cheeky bastards

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