“The position offers monetary compensation in exchange for the adequate performance of tasks. I require monetary compensation and will therefore perform said tasks adequately.”
Employer: “I assume you’re stretching for the peak of your Mazlovian Hierarchy, so why don’t you tell us about that?”
Me: scraping breadcrumbs off the carpet and shoving them into my mouth, half paying attention “I’m sorry, Mazlovian what now?”
What’s with this title?
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That’s quite a bit of gymnastics, but I concede, it’s a good one in the end.
While I fully agree with the sentiment here, getting all that from the title and the comic is a bit of a stretch. We don’t all live inside your head, dude.
I pretty much picked up on what they were going for. Some context clues and not working in HR helps. :)
I once was fed up and just sendt my CV for a while. Didn’t get a single contact. They need that honey around their mouth.
