What?

Decryption? Also Haram.

I enjoy the memes, but I’m embarrassed to admit I actually don’t know what the difference between linux distros are.

Yeah but you get it all 1000 times faster and mum can still use the phone at the same time

Fellas, fellas! I’m preggers! 🥳

I fear it might not last the weekend tho.

It powers a massage chair for the driver

Just like a vape stick.

The emus have trains now?!

Fingers, and how more is always better.

Wise, but executed for being annoying.

But at what cost?

I just experienced my first period as a 38 year old male. I know almost nothing about them, so this is gonna be a wild ride for anyone who reads my stats.

TIL

Colombia is probably going to be safer in 4 years.

TFW you forget to wear protection when clicking on a weird video and you permanently scar your algorithm. You try to heal it, but days or weeks later, you are showing your boss a video on marine grade industrial sealant and Chappell Roan Pink Pony Club shows up in your recommended videos and you have to lie and say you have no idea what it is. When he is gone, you play it again.

Some people are left wing, some people are right wing, and some people are all beak and talons.

1. Slight lean back

2. Expression of baffled disgust

3. Quietly: “The fuck?”

Cuts deep

Abandoned buildings, especially when overgrown with trees and plants. Just goes to show that while we are ridiculously destructive, nature is patient.

Zeus doesn’t even discriminate based on gender. He saw Ganymede, a cute mortal twink herder, and brought him to mt Olympus to be his femboy cup-bearer. Tried for ages to get him pregnant, but with no such luck.

Hola world.