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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/15926889
Like duct tape - my god, what is the world coming to
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I’m sad about the state of the world that I’m not certain if this is a joke
Just wait until they find out actual chloroform is easy to get ahold of for a few bucks from any chemical supplier.
and that it takes way longer to work than the movies would have you think
Yep, and if you do manage to make someone pass out they’ll probably just end up dying.
TIL that chlorophyll is a supplement. Can’t say I’ve ever thought of it that way
I don’t even know what it is for. I guess that it is a good sign since it means any doctor never thought I need it.
Looks like it’s meant to be an antioxidant.
Did some looking up and apparently natural chlorophyll can be an antioxidant (when not in light), but it doesn’t seem to be a very potent one.
Considering similar fads have existed with chlorophyll, scepticism is advised
The chlorophyll I get is mostly wheatgrass juice. It’s really good at eliminating fish, onion, or garlic breath/burps. Basically anything sulphur-y. It’s nasty as hell, tastes like dirt, but one small shot gets rid of whatever is bugging me and I think it’s totally worth it.
No idea if it has “health benefits” besides y’know…consuming greens.
No-one tell the about hardware stores
🎶
They’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers🎶
hey, at least they’re not calling it “duck tape”!
Duck tape is perfectly correct, it was the original name given to the tape with it only being used for duct work much later on.
From The Wikipedia article:
“Duck tape” is recorded in the Oxford English Dictionary as having been in use since 1899[2] and “duct tape” (described as “perhaps an alteration of earlier duck tape”) since 1965.[3]
It was originally used for making shoes stronger and was later used for sealing ammo tins.
I don’t know much about english but I would go with duct tape from abduction.
Chlorophyl? More like borophyl
I look for it but it was so embarasing I could watch the full extract.
