fucking outside on a trampoline in the dark away from a backyard party
I showed up to repair Internet at a stripper’s house. She answered in a bathrobe, then showered while I worked. The modem was in her bedroom. So was the shower.
I kept my eyes averted. Finally got it working, turned on her laptop to check to make sure it was surfing. Wallpaper was her, naked.
So, yup.
Well, there was one time where I was on the floor repairing some plumbing, and a hot bitch sat on my face.
Alas, the hot bitch was a Great Dane, in heat.
But that’s still a win, right?
Right?
Used to party at one of those friend’s houses where everyone hangs out. Was in a thing with someone on the down low and another girl who frequented the place expressed an interest in dating me while my partner was there in the room.
I was a deer in headlights when my partner just slid over and casually said “well we’re kind of a thing but you’re hot so…” and we all looked at each other in a well what now? Kinda way.
