If only bosses actually cared about productivity and free employee satisfaction.
Having a % increase associated with masturbation (vs undefined/infinite) means that there was a non-0 number of office masturbations prior to remote work.
Duh
The interesting part really is that it’s RECORDED non-zero amount. Someone’s been keeping track
I don’t think that’s impossible
Yup.
Metrics are also measured. The statistics referenced have to come from recording activity.
If you mean the stats in the cartoon, those were probably pulled out of the cartoonist’s ass cuz it’s a cartoon.
Obviously, but the cartoon has a contextual canon, and in that canon management has established a baseline, and continues to take measurement.
What, you don’t remember the Dave incident?
Wait, I was supposed to record how often I jerk it when I was in the office? Because I may have underreported. 💁
RTO: Return To Orgasm
Ah yes. At long last, after all these years! It is time for the putting-out system to make a comeback!
You had me at bathrobe.
