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minus-squareUninvited Guest@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up48·6 days agoHaving a % increase associated with masturbation (vs undefined/infinite) means that there was a non-0 number of office masturbations prior to remote work.
minus-squarehemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·6 days agoDuh The interesting part really is that it’s RECORDED non-zero amount. Someone’s been keeping track
minus-squarewander1236@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13·6 days agoI don’t think that’s impossible
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 days agoMetrics are also measured. The statistics referenced have to come from recording activity.
minus-squareLovableSidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·edit-26 days agoIf you mean the stats in the cartoon, those were probably pulled out of the cartoonist’s ass cuz it’s a cartoon.
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 days agoObviously, but the cartoon has a contextual canon, and in that canon management has established a baseline, and continues to take measurement.
minus-squareJakenVeina@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoWhat, you don’t remember the Dave incident?
Having a % increase associated with masturbation (vs undefined/infinite) means that there was a non-0 number of office masturbations prior to remote work.
Duh
The interesting part really is that it’s RECORDED non-zero amount. Someone’s been keeping track
I don’t think that’s impossible
Yup.
Metrics are also measured. The statistics referenced have to come from recording activity.
If you mean the stats in the cartoon, those were probably pulled out of the cartoonist’s ass cuz it’s a cartoon.
Obviously, but the cartoon has a contextual canon, and in that canon management has established a baseline, and continues to take measurement.
What, you don’t remember the Dave incident?