Every single other voice assistant should absolutely say that in response to hearing “Hey, Siri.”
"Hey, err, Alexa…
_How fucking dare you."
maybe in 10 years when we train an ai to know when to respond
They won’t, because adding more wake words makes it much more likely to be triggered accidentally.
My samsung phone regularly wakes to people talking in videos on my computer. They don’t even say anything that sounds to me like hey google or Bixby. THEN it never seems to want to work when I try to use it.
Drink liquids to stay hydrated, use lotion-impregnated tissues to avoid drying out your nose when you blow it, take a DayQuil.
lotion-impregnated tissues
I make those myself.
Stop making too many of those when you are sick. It takes too many nutrients, which would otherwise go into replenishing WBCs.
…I am a degenerate.
I’m just gonna share this here and leave it up to people as to whether not to believe me, but when I moved to Canada I had gotten a really bad cold. An old lady I worked with asked me if I had ever taken Echenacia. Hadn’t heard of it. She said to start taking it at the first sign of cold symptoms and continue 3x daily like an antibiotic until the symptoms have cleared. No joke, every cold I’ve had since then (2017) has only lasted 4 days or less, and the symptoms are very manageable and mild.
It’s honestly the single most effective supplement I’ve ever entertained, and it’s relatively inexpensive to pick up in any pharmacy or supplement aisle.
I fucking feel this. Every time I start to get a cold Im like “FUCK THE NEXT WEEK”
Just realized I don’t think I’ve been sick since I had COVID three and a half years ago.
PUNY HUMANS, I HAVE BECOME IMMORTAL !!!
7-10 days? I can’t remember the last time I was sick for more than 2…
still sick right now. it’s been three weeks.
not even covid either.
been off my antibiotics for about one week . at this point.
I swear these new “colds/flus” are either shady government developed superbugs that lost containment, or shady pharmaceutical superbugs introduced to the public to increase profits.
The best cold remedy is drinking a finely diced onion boiled in beer.
It doesn’t help at all, but it tastes so aweful, your body will think twice about getting another cold in the future.I always go for tylenol complete, the nighttime ones knocks you out at night, and the daytime ones make you feel like a god who can do anything. This is not a paid advertisement but if you’re listening Tylenol, then it could be!
