You can just order without explaning, its a restaurant, not a CIA interrogation.
Or just order in app and not have to talk much anyway…
I’ve gone in and ordered two when it was dead and no one was around, I just sat down and ate them at a table near the ordering line area and the staff watched me eat both of them. Nobody cared.
Pretty sure they took a photo of you. Then they hung it in the back of the store on their “Check out this guy” board. Under your photo, they wrote “ordered two, like a psychopath.”
They also posted to chipotlebook, which is a secret social media platform for chipotle workers. Your photo has 12000 comments and 16823 laugh emojis.
Your photo was also shared in the Chipotle shadow council. There’s a bean counter (pinto) noticing you’re willing to buy two burritos and eat them in a single trip. He does some calculations, and realizes that money making opportunity here. Where the texmex realm mocked you, he sees you as his golden goose. The new “Double Stuffed Burrito” makes bajillions. He’s been carrying your photo on his wallet.
The world cares more than you think.
They only start to car if you order one, sit down, eat it, then order another, sit down and eat it, then order another…
Little did doingthestuff know that from the 3rd meal on, they will not let you drive or operate heavy equipment.
They’ll also never care.
I suspect 90% of them don’t care. The 10% that do care already judged me as soon as I walked in.
Relevant key and peele
I remember when that place wasn’t shit and their burritos were worth it.
Relevant Key & Peele: Pizza Order.
That’s the one with the chicken.
…huh?
People think that service workers give a shit if you order multiple meals.
…oh. That makes no sense; do people not know other people? Does anyone care what someone else orders?
No idea
Or that people, who live around like a couple of BKs close to eachother, just redeem one of those mailed-in coupons at a different BK then reap the rewards. Like it doesn’t change the fact that they work a shitty job or anything.
Boy, do I know where he’s coming from. 🙄
