Soulifix@kbin.melroy.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 16 days agoYou have the power of the Force, but you're only able to use it for impractical uses, What are they?message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareYou have the power of the Force, but you're only able to use it for impractical uses, What are they?Soulifix@kbin.melroy.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 16 days agomessage-square11fedilinkfile-text
I would control tons of permanent markers and doodle dick drawings on multiple people’s faces simultaneously.
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-216 days agoStep 1: Find a house with cats Step 2: Make sure the humans are in the vicinity of the cats Step 3: Lift the cats up in the air and jedi-mind trick them to meow loudly Step 4: Gently put them back on a high platform (like on a table) Step 5: ??? Step 6: Cats get worshipped as deities?
Step 1: Find a house with cats
Step 2: Make sure the humans are in the vicinity of the cats
Step 3: Lift the cats up in the air and jedi-mind trick them to meow loudly
Step 4: Gently put them back on a high platform (like on a table)
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Cats get worshipped as deities?