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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Fresh basil

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Fresh basil

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    Me and my buddies spoke about “Oregano” in High School often, but I don’t think we were having the same sort of conversation

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      I was too much of a nerd that I joined a informal high school circle where they hike and talked about “plants and trees” and all they did was smoke pot where I wanted to discuss invasive species to the forest population.

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        This is a hilarious story and I love it.

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    That pizza gatekeeping

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      Pizzagating? Oh no

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        PizzaKeeping?

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    It’s the fault of those woke leftist school lunch policies that kids these days eat well enough to know what fresh basil is.

    (Or “kids those days ate,” at least, because that policy is long gone due to Trump.)

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    At 14 I was talking about Gianna Michaels tits. Looks like we are progressing.

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      Gianna Michaels

      I hope in retirement she has peace. She was the top star for such a long time. Or if she’s not retired and just doing customs, I hope she’s getting to pick stuff she wants to do. But really I hope she’s just retired somewhere sipping a fruity drink and getting the therapy it takes to navigate a society that hates you for doing the thing it paid you to do

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        She’s leveraging her porn career into high price escorting and looks dead inside.

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          Welp. I wish we didn’t live in a world that both drives people to sex work for survival AND demeans them for doing it

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      She kept birds?

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        She certainly took care of a lot of cocks.

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        Both boobies and tits

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      I always found her face annoying. Like a punchable face. And her boobs are big but nothing special. Now Hanna Hilton on the other hand … 🤤

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    I don’t think I knew what fresh basil was till I was 30.

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