no mouth to scream unfortunately
Braaains!
speaking about biological computers
i wrote a short story a decade ago where people temporarily rent out their brain to act as a global scale bio super computer. and how people were large scale cheated into needing to rent out their brains for the rich to exploit.
i have to find where i put it!
This is also a plot point in the French animated scifi move Mars Express. It’s super good!
Hmm that’s interesting… Let me know if you find it again, would you be interested in converting it in a short film script?
Oh boy! Scientific horrors beyond my comprehension!
But not beyond the brain-in-a-box’s comprehension!
Can it run doom?
Haha no way. I’ll give this a watch after work
Oh boy, once the sales soar they gonna be collecting raw materials like that (soon-to-be-very) successful food company:
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD ‘HATE’ WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
How long before AI runs on this? We need to stop… I’m scared. This is black mirror level shit.
How long before AI runs on this?
Biological artificial intelligence would be very very creepy we are basically playing God here. It feels like creation another species so we don’t feel lonely in the universe.
“Crap! Bob there’s a unit in Rack BC29849 that has gone out can you go and swap it for a new one?”
Bob:
Is this just a weird pregnancy announcement?
Computer, arch.
Computer! Arch!
Computer! Exit this hell hole! Arch!
… Why am I never in a holodeck when I wish I was in a holodeck
You are… The computer just became so desensitized to the exit command from people talking about Arch Linux that it started ignoring us.
We’re stuck…
Because you’re reliving a murder you precipitated that one time you time travelled back to Victorian England to save Conan Doyle from his own creation
If only there was some other kind of biological computer that already existed… hmmmm….
Yeah, but that one has issues with exhaustion, needs breaks now and then… oh, wait, neurons need that too.
Wake up, Neo.
