• variants_of_concern@lemmy.one
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    11 months ago

    Plus if you drop anything in the bathroom and the lid is up it’s ending up in the toilet, learned that one morning when I was about to brush my teeth, that’s when I became a dedicated kid closer

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      11 months ago

      dedicated kid closer

      “Listen, I just know you’re going to love this play set; and what a deal you’re getting on it, too!”

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        11 months ago

        I’m in sales myself and have always admired people that can close with such young markets. Your TEDx “Never Speak First” on power dynamic sales with preverbal toddlers was riveting, what other tricks have you learned to adapt with new generations?

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        11 months ago

        “By the way, I’m not too sure if this deal will last until after your afternoon nappies, so you should probably think about when you’re gonna pick this up! I mean, what a waste it would be, right? Remember Mr. Sprinklemuffins?”

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        11 months ago

        What did you do next?

        No pressure, but your answer may dictate whether I sleep tonight ever again.