[COPENHAGEN] The United States has reached out to Denmark and other European nations asking if they can export eggs as Americans face surging egg prices, the Nordic country’s egg association said on Friday (Mar 14). Read more at The Business Times.

“The United States has reached out to Denmark…”

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

  • withabeard@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    14 minutes ago

    I’m not saying we should…

    But negative tariffs on eggs coming out of the USA and ridiculous tariffs on eggs going into the USA would tickle my funny bone

  • rumba@lemmy.zipEnglish
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    16 minutes ago

    Meanwhile, the egg department in my grocery store is absolutely full not a single carton sold.

    Nobody’s paying eight bucks for a carton they can rot.

    Meanwhile I bought a pack of chicken breasts at 267 a pound which is the normal price.

    There’s no shortage of chickens, there’s no shortage of eggs

  • Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    23 minutes ago

    “You will become part of the US.”

    two days later…

    “Bro my egg prices are high, can you help a brotha out?”

  • 60d@lemmy.caEnglish
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    40 minutes ago

    Iraq: has oil

    Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

    Canada: has oil

    Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

    Denmark: has eggs

    Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

  • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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    1 hour ago

    I would love to see NATO countries (besides the US) band together and say:

    ”We will come together to support our great ally, so long as she saves herself. Upon the acceptance of President Trump’s and Vice President Vance’s resignation, we will provide the aid that our friend needs."

    Trump could, in fact, be the hero here. He could walk away from the presidency with a win. For added measure, these countries could write lofty and wonderful articles about Trump’s selflessness.

    We know he won’t.

    Aside: I’m not saying Mike Johnson would make a good president. But let’s take this one thing at a time.

  • Etterra@discuss.onlineEnglish
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    1 hour ago

    Government: Runs into crowd of friends while winging haymakers.

    Friends: JFC what the hell dude!?

    Government: Fuck you, now give me your house. … … … Can you spot me $50 until payday?

  • lemel@lemmy.mlEnglish
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    2 hours ago

    European nations, please say that you will export eggs only when the idiots are out of power.

  • zonnewin@feddit.nlEnglish
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    3 hours ago

    I propose a deal. It could be known as the best deal ever! The US ramps up support of Ukraine, so they can finally beat Russia and get peace. Then invite Ukraine into NATO. This also forms a buffer for Europe against Russia. Then Europe will send you all the eggs you need, for free.

  • Goretantath@lemm.eeEnglish
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    3 hours ago

    As a true American, don’t help us with eggs, it’l hurt your country in the long run. Let us suffer so we can get our heads out of our asses and purge the nazis.