…this could have all been avoided if they weren’t too cheap to use screws.

In my head canon, some engineer was fed up with Musk’s shitty asshole nature and chose this glue, knowing that he’d be gone and working somewhere else by the time things started falling apart.

This is so much like the perfect long-term sabotage, it gives me warm fuzzies to think it was intentional.

Tesla: “Why is the glue on our cybertrucks letting go?”

The glue:

I’m a poet and don’t know it, but my feet show it - they’re long fellows.