• Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works
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    Let’s try to make under-educated Americans even more under-educated. From now on, Fast and furious movies will be mandatory every morning at school. Afternoon will be dedicated to patriotism: shooting eagles from a motorcycle, intimating fast-food workers, checking women’s bathroom for trans people, something about black people existing, etc. Finally, everyone in line to kiss the ass of the golden statue of trump before dinner at MacDonald’s.

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    1 month ago

    Yup, I totally ate the onion on this one. Wait, what do you mean it’s not satire!? :p

    • doodledup@lemmy.worldOP
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      What do you mean exactly? The majority of Hollywood movies are not actually filmed in Hollywood anymore.

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          Like anybody is going to pirate now just because of tariffs. Most people don’t even know how to do that.

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              Ony of my friends and myself are the only people that have pirated at least once in their life. None of my other friends have considered it or know how to do it.

              Pirates live in a bubble and think everyone will just pirate as protest when they don’t like something. In reality, nobody cares. Nobody cares about piracy nor pirates.

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                You must live in the US. Most people in the world pirate. Or buy pirated content from other pirates for pennies.

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                  Wow. “You must live in the US”. I don’t live there. You’re so incredibly naive and racist. Country of origin wasn’t even under discussion. I don’t even know what to respond to that.

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    When we gonna tell him that even US made movies are foreign movies since Hollywood outsources all CGI overseas and the majority of movies are just CGI films.

    Slight tangent, sad seeing the CGI artists for the Life of Pi movie going bankrupt while simultaneously winning an Oscar for the work.

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    do music next! 100% tax on everything except good old ima cowboy and just fucked my cousin songs