• Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    It was done. Teletext delivered news, sports results, horoscopes, closed captions, all directly to your TV in real-time. It was quite clever as a pre-internet method to deliver text content to every home.

    All the people in the comments here being unaware of this makes me feel old.

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      It was not a thing in the places I grew up in. But when I saw it working during a European visit, it blew my mind. That was 20 years ago.

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        I don’t know how it is in other countries, but at least here in Germany teletext is still a thing and works on all the larger channels.

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            As someone who doesn’t understand german, Devote sklavin für dich. Devote slave for you? And what’s that korperl zuchtingung?

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              Körperliche Züchtigung: bodily desires edit: mistook with süchtig, actually means corporal punishment
              Devote Sklavin für dich: you are correct
              Fesseln+Knebeln: Bondage+gag
              1,99€/Min.v.FN Mobil abw. -w-: No idea edit: $2.49/min. from landline, mobile varies [ad]

              This is one of the more SFW pages actually. There are lots of pixelated nudes, as well as a cryptic page of colored rectangles, which you are supposed to scan with an app for the full AR experience and also buy as an NFT?
              I didn’t follow any of the links so all I saw was
              ResizedImage_2023-12-11_16-52-45_2470

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                  For non-German speakers: “Hot Uschi20+ will get your tube red hot without foreplay”.

                  The phrase „Rohr zum Glühen bringen“ literally means “bring a tube to glow” and originated back when electronics used vacuum tubes. I’m not German so I have no idea how common it is today but I assume this bit is for an old audience.

                  Great find, I missed that.

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              This is one of the more SFW ones. You know what, I’ll make an ImageMagick script to crop & aspect-ratio-correct the rest of the ones I took and upload them. Coming soon!

              Edit: Imgur album, feel free to report as NSFW lol
              - omg, the “SEX SEX SEX” sign is actually flashing
              You can also view most German teletext services using their app for some reason

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          Teletext is a fun art form. Too bad the graphics are only really used for tarot and phone sex ads.

          Anyway, here are some of my recreations of Czech cartoon characters using the online editor at edit.tf:

          I have more but I am rate limited. Imgur album

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          Yup. I know because I grew up reading magazines with one article or two about it. It was neat to see it in person, though.

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      The current generation doesn’t even know what a VHS is. I’m sorry, time comes for us all.

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          In their defense when I was a kid I called red dead redemption, GTA cowboys. If kids dont know what to call something theyll figure out an equivalent.

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            Out-dated and worthless you mean?

            There is no need to understand the technology.

            Not that tape storage is dead, it is just not relevant anymore.

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              Who’s saying anything about being relevant. There is no need to smoke cigars or make oil paintings either. Yet people do things that they find interesting regardless of what you think. Interesting, huh?

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          Don’t worry, I’ve never touched a gas lamp but I know what it is.

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            When they were widely used, people called cassette tapes “tapes” (common) or “cassettes” (less common). I don’t recall anyone calling a VHS videotape or VCR “a VHS”.

            Similarly, I have seen people recently say “a vinyl”, which wasn’t ever the way it was said. (it would be music “on vinyl” or “a record”).

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              The only time I have ever in my thirty years of life heard someone refer to a VHS as a “videotape” or “tape” is in the context of “tape that show for me”. It’s always been “Video” or if they’re specifying the format “grab the videotape” or “VHS” a lot like how people today say “DVD”.

              I think we’d both agree someone who calls a “DVD” a “DVD Disc” insane and someone who just says “Disc” could mean CD-ROM, Blueray, so forth. It’s too general and I think the same thing applies to “tape”.

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                Yeah, “video” was common, but “VHS” wasn’t. Maybe kids who developed language as the format was expiring in the early-mid 90s didn’t have lots of examples and just thought the letters printed on the tape were a noun.

      • Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Hey, while it looks like a dog’s breakfast, it is an incredibly low bandwidth solution for such a useful service.

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        11 months ago

        There are many radio shows around the world dedicated to reading news articles for print impaired people. Great for when you’re driving as well.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Some places didn’t have that.

      Like places in Asia jumped from radio to cable tv to mobile phones, skipping intermediate technologies like tv with only one or two channels, computers etc

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      I remember this, but I think it was only one local channel here. It would show community events, snow plow schedules, and things like that.

      Or was that something else?

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        There were many pages, I’m not sure if you count that as channels? Then the Teletext for closed captions were tied to the channel you were overlaying on.