SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Confidently Incorrect@lemmy.world · 11 months agoTop tier medical advice.feddit.ukimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1imageTop tier medical advice.feddit.ukSomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Confidently Incorrect@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squaregonzo0815@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoOk I’m gonna stop grabbing cow manure with bleeding hands. Nothing is allowed anymore :(
minus-squareEffortlessEffluvium@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoThe fun police are everywhere
minus-squareSamirCasino@lemm.eecakelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoNono, you’re fine doing that, just make sure you’re bleeding hard enough so that the manure can’t get in the bloodstream.
minus-squareQueen HawlSera@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoBest idea, just get rid of ALL the blood. Can’t have. Bloodborne disease if you have no blood.
minus-squarenightmareofahorse@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoBleeding is just weakness leaving the body
Ok I’m gonna stop grabbing cow manure with bleeding hands.
Nothing is allowed anymore :(
The fun police are everywhere
Stop cancelling me!
Nono, you’re fine doing that, just make sure you’re bleeding hard enough so that the manure can’t get in the bloodstream.
Best idea, just get rid of ALL the blood.
Can’t have. Bloodborne disease if you have no blood.
Bleeding is just weakness leaving the body