Her: I am going to live with a man who makes angel sculptures out of acorns. He makes 17 dollars a year and lives in a tree stump but he has taught me the true meaning of Christmas with his washboard abs.
Her now ex: Okay guess I’ll go back to my vibrant city life where I can buy spices that aren’t salt and pepper, watch netflix on fiber internet, and have a social circle that doesn’t blame the climate crisis on trans people.
Her: I am going to live with a man who makes angel sculptures out of acorns. He makes 17 dollars a year and lives in a tree stump but he has taught me the true meaning of Christmas with his washboard abs.
Her now ex: Okay guess I’ll go back to my vibrant city life where I can buy spices that aren’t salt and pepper, watch netflix on fiber internet, and have a social circle that doesn’t blame the climate crisis on trans people.