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minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·2 months agoRoughly accurate transcription it seems: Text of above [01:11:01] well, wi-fi radiation is, does all kinds of bad things, including causing cancer. [01:11:10] wi-fi radiation causes cancer. [01:11:11] yeah, from your cell phone. i mean, there’s cell phone tumor, tumors, you know, that, i mean, [01:11:15] i’m representing hundreds of people who have cell phone tumors behind the ear. it’s always on the [01:11:20] ear that you favor with your cell phone. and, you know, we have the science. so if anybody [01:11:27] lets us in front of a jury, it will be over. you know, we- [01:11:30] so what is the number? because a lot of people use cell phones. [01:11:32] there’s a lot of people with it. they’re glioblastomas. that’s the kind of cancers that [01:11:37] they get. but cancer’s not the worst thing. they also, you know, it opens up, [01:11:42] wi-fi radiation opens up your blood-brain barrier. and so all these toxins that are in your body can [01:11:49] now go into your brain. [01:11:50] how does wi-fi radiation open up your blood-brain barrier? [01:11:54] yeah, now you’re going beyond my expertise. but what- [01:12:00] there are, there are, i’m going to use a number here and you’re going to think it’s hyperbole, [01:12:05] but it’s not. there are tens of thousands of studies that show the horrendous danger of wi-fi [01:12:12] radiation. and- [01:12:15] so this is wi-fi that’s in this room?
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·2 months agoWould love to see these tens of thousands of studies that show the danger
minus-squareFinal Remix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoNow you’ve gone beyond my university’s subscriptions.
minus-squarelurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoare those tens of thousands of studies in the room with us right now?
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months ago“You’re going to think it’s hyperbole, but that’s only because it is hyperbole.”
Roughly accurate transcription it seems:
Text of above
[01:11:01] well, wi-fi radiation is, does all kinds of bad things, including causing cancer.
[01:11:10] wi-fi radiation causes cancer.
[01:11:11] yeah, from your cell phone. i mean, there’s cell phone tumor, tumors, you know, that, i mean,
[01:11:15] i’m representing hundreds of people who have cell phone tumors behind the ear. it’s always on the
[01:11:20] ear that you favor with your cell phone. and, you know, we have the science. so if anybody
[01:11:27] lets us in front of a jury, it will be over. you know, we-
[01:11:30] so what is the number? because a lot of people use cell phones.
[01:11:32] there’s a lot of people with it. they’re glioblastomas. that’s the kind of cancers that
[01:11:37] they get. but cancer’s not the worst thing. they also, you know, it opens up,
[01:11:42] wi-fi radiation opens up your blood-brain barrier. and so all these toxins that are in your body can
[01:11:49] now go into your brain.
[01:11:50] how does wi-fi radiation open up your blood-brain barrier?
[01:11:54] yeah, now you’re going beyond my expertise. but what-
[01:12:00] there are, there are, i’m going to use a number here and you’re going to think it’s hyperbole,
[01:12:05] but it’s not. there are tens of thousands of studies that show the horrendous danger of wi-fi
[01:12:12] radiation. and-
[01:12:15] so this is wi-fi that’s in this room?
Would love to see these tens of thousands of studies that show the danger
Now you’ve gone beyond my university’s subscriptions.
are those tens of thousands of studies in the room with us right now?
Are they speaking to you now?
“You’re going to think it’s hyperbole, but that’s only because it is hyperbole.”