It’s the American way! He has a Mexican sounding name after all!

But don’t worry. The “showers” will be gender segregated. Have to maintain decorum, amirite?

So? How was it?

They’re scared they’ll go down with him. But they’ll finally have to accept the fact that they’re fucked either way. At this point, getting rid of him is their best chance.

I’m still waiting for these fuckers to finally grow some balls.

And yet people just recently voted to make it all much much worse.

Oh nein! Bitte nicht Dobrindt!

What are you, some kind of communist? Don’t make me call ICE on you!

It’s not like the ancient Greeks didn’t have that figured out already.

It’s nice that you had fun. But honestly, I think there are more interesting things to learn.

Can we afford not to be?

Have the day you voted for, morons!

Hernando has Schürrle caipirinhas. He drinks Kroos of them. How many caipirinhas does Hernando have?

Because if a true, red blooded 'murican doesn’t ride his pickup everywhere, the gays win.

I’m aware of that. I read referring to this particular period. Earlier times may have had fewer working hours but had their own drawbacks, not just cave bears.

In my highly scientific opinion, I’d say that’s very likely.

Hey, what else was i supposed to do with all those babies and cats?

They were known to be especially cuddly. Unfortunately they died out 24000 years ago.

Personally I’d prefer to not get eaten by a cave bear.

Be glad you weren’t born 100 years earlier with a 100 hour work week.