slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square143linkfedilinkarrow-up1582arrow-down15
arrow-up1577arrow-down1external-linkDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square143linkfedilink
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·4 days agoThe only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun. Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days agoIt is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoAnd then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoCats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoI found a shiv made of a sharpened toothbrush in his litterbox. I think this is why he tries to follow me to the shower.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoNo, they’re just curious. They don’t understand why you go into the rain partition, but hope you are okay in there!
The only thing that stops a good dog with a gun is a bad dog with a gun.
Or maybe a cat with a knife, I guess? I dunno.😸
It is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.
And then a parasite with a Tylenol to deal with the mouse, and so it ever was.
Cats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
I found a shiv made of a sharpened toothbrush in his litterbox. I think this is why he tries to follow me to the shower.
No, they’re just curious. They don’t understand why you go into the rain partition, but hope you are okay in there!