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King@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

Men after finding out what women's romance novels are actually like:

i.redd.it

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Men after finding out what women's romance novels are actually like:

i.redd.it

King@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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  • SleepyPie@lemmy.world
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    The other day my wife was watching YouTube on the TV while I was doing some chores. Turns on a video titled something like “The boy love Trump administration chart - with evidence.”

    The narrator begins, “First I have to make it clear, Trump is an OMEGA.”

    And I’m like, “What the hell is an Omega?”

    And my wife just slips in casually, “Oh it’s a common boy love term that means a tough guy who can get pregnant.”

    Women do not fuck around when cooking up smut.

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    As a young man I worked in a bookstore and when I discovered the amount of smut in romance novels it was pretty shocking.

    Then I read the Claiming of Sleeping Beauty.

    I was not prepared for that.

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      That one will leave you with some memories for sure.

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      I’ve said that to my wife before “I prefer pictures, you prefer words, but at the end of the day, they’re both porn”

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    Full of unrealistic unicorn men and women.

  • B-TR3E@feddit.org
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    Yes. In some weird way, they are the equivalent to pornography.

  • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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    Where are you going? The vicar won’t be home for hours…

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    Explanation please.

    • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world
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      Romance books are known for being filthy.

      • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world
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        How?

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          like “french kissing through her anus” filthy.

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            Minimum

          • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world
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            What the fuck.

            • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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              that’s what she said.

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          deleted by creator

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    What are they like? Are they all like Gray’s Anatomy? (or whatever that book is named that’s about fake S&M and rape fantasies)

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      whatever that book is named that’s about fake S&M and rape fantasies)

      yes. but with more interspecies monster sex.

      • atro_city@fedia.io
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        Because they have bigger members orrrr?

        • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Look, werewolves are just hot.

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            • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Once you pop, you just can’t stop 🤪

        • Baron Von J@lemmy.world
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          Because they have whatever the author wants them to.

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