No, you see the trick is to play Jump by Van Halen exactly once at the right time followed immediately by Killing in the name of by Rage Against the Machine.

This combo is super effective… As long as the stay listen until the end.

Oh, and the toilet rolls have been replaced with duct tape rolls.

And that’s where baby magnets come from.

Niice.

I just looked and I’ve got 593kms until I clock over to 80085.

I will try not to miss it, but there is a solid chance I’ll look at 80086.

I just showed my boy this one.

The boy: “Is it wearing shoes??”

Disco Stu likes DiscoVision!

Kids these days, they’re not even taught to zig zag!

That boy ain’t right

He’s all turned upsidedownface.

Not much of a cat person but I do have head scratches available for those in need.

Which one is saying the line?

Well they weren’t barbarians!

Laugh at a lawyer wearing a wig, and they will come to your house at night and cut you!

So is there a reasonable chance Erdos had ADHD?

Only if you’re looking to write a book about Remote Controlled things. If you want to write about medicine or even self-help to a degree, you’d be best to stick with Dr. Pepper.

Yeah! Send us a severed finger as proof! /s

Until you aren’t anymore.

Well except, obviously, for humanity. That’s our greatest enemy, and it seems to be shown more frequently.

‘It’s just one game of Civ Michael, how long could it take? 10 hours?’