Nature is healing

I have a hard time enjoying this meme because it’s dumb and unfunny. It’s peak le epic Reddit thing that we all agree to care about even if no one actually vares about that ape.

That’s why you always have to ask: “really?”

Teenager… Millenial?

Those were the good old days. These days amazon reviews are: New 2024 Stainless Steel knive HD super sharp i like. *****

The funny thing is that this is actual flat earth lore. And no, you can’t just go there and see it, because the government won’t let you, you’ll die, you just turn around and just forgot what you saw. Depending on your local flat earthers.
I really like how similar to religion it is. Yeah, when you die you go to heaven, you juat have to trust me bro.

Talking to my two young barbers is kinda surreal sometimes. They always ask me if i play video games, because that’s pretty much everything we have in common. But for them playing video games means buying every call of duty and every fifa as soon as possible. It’s just the normal thing to do for them. They don’t care who makes the game or if it’s good or anything. I play a few niche games, but they have never heard of anything i ever played. Apex? Destiny? Overwatch? Never heard of it.

Someone looking up if he can pre-order right now

And you get some extra estrogen, get to exploit cows and the knowledge that it was never far away from cow shit.

Or at all

I find it odd when i go to a random barber who is 19-25 or so asks me what i like. I tell them video games, but it never results into anything, because to them videogames are usually fifa or call of duty. They have never even heard of the games i play. Compared to when i was like 10, everyone seemed to play the same games.

The great brand that was twitter hahahaha

Uh oh you angered the fatties. My dad is fat as fuck and it’s the saddest life decision i have ever seen. He’s happy to go to an old folks home, because the cute gils take care of him. Yeah have fun laying in your own shit for a few hours because the cute girls are understaffed and have to wait until they are enough to move your sad ass. It’s disgusting to eat that much food for no reason but: i just like to eat a lot.
It’s sad because the only game he can play with his grandkids is: come a little closer, i’m not gonna stand up for you.
It’s pathetic to ve out of breath when you get into a car.

Jackhammers are so loud, haven’t they heard of a hammer yet? I am very smart btw.

I’ll let my gas powered leaf blower running all day now to make your woke blower useless. Get owned, sucker

It’s stupid because you don’t understand it? Aeems like you are the dumb one then.

I don’t think i’m a quick thinker guy, but my reflexes are shockingly good. Like i i sometimes knock something over while cooking and i just see it in the corner of my eyes and somehow catch it midair. But in this fraction of a second my inner monologue still goes: i just knocked something over, but what, oh right, i put the soda stream bottle on the counter because i just emptied the dishwasher. Oh no it’s also probably the glass one, because i have three glass bottles and only one that is plastic, so this could bet really messy when it breaks, they are also kinda expensive.
And then i somehow hold it in my hand before i fully caught up. Kinda like when you snooze for 10 minutes but have like 2 hours worth of dreams.

The crazy thing is that i i were filthy rich, the only thing that would change is that i wouldn’t go to work anymore, and i’d probably invest in some sort of farm/weekly market where you can buy actually fresh and cheap veggies and things like that and i wouldn’t have to care if it makes money. So i totally get that aspect of it. But pretending to be a complete hippie and selling that lifestyle while you’re clearly not, just seems weird

May i pay 60 dollars for a 10 year old game mayhaps?

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